Sage of Wandering Mind

  " When you are poor, your brain works faster. When you are rich, your enemy's brain work fastest."

  ‘ There are two types of men in this world. One, for whom you can burn this world and the other, for whom you can global warm this earth.

               ‘Controversial love stories are but classic case stories and never classic love stories.’

  "The Summer I Turned Pretty!    No, woman.    The Winter You Turned Petty!"

 " A rose is a rose by any name but the name to a relationship is painted by its colours. "

"Some hotels might have Room no-304, but it takes an old school LED calculator to know its worth."

 " The Treasuries of the World and the Lust for Women are all in Vain,   For in the end, one will change hands and the other will rest in grave."

'Don't blame the Devil if you go to Hell. The Devil has a huge ego to invite you personally.'

'Ugly people are busy plotting, bitching, scheming against successful people. Good looking people are busy having sex.'

‘How would you like to live your life?  A bed of roses, like a game of Russian roulette, or like a merry go round? After few minutes, the man who asked this question was shot dead inside an amusement park and was buried in a rose garden.’

‘No revolution in this world has begun without waking up.’

'In this century, lucky are those who either finds true love or the goose that lays the golden eggs. Those who are not lucky to be a part of such fairy tales and adventures are happy to live with imagination and justification.'

 ‘When you want something, all the Universe conspires in helping you achieve it. Yeah, but first you have to bribe the Universe.’

‘If men are pigs and women are bitches, then it means we need more veterinary doctors?’

'If she blows him a few times, she loves him. If she blows him 500 times, she loves to blow.'

‘H ard times always reveals true love, harder times always reveals true friendship, and hardest times always reveals the stuff you are made of.'  

‘A broken glass bangle is not mere piece of glass; it has the ability to cut the veins of the wrist and give you a painful slow death. Are you still you thinking only a boulder can hurt you?’

‘The oldest, best and cheapest oral contraceptive is ‘No!’ However, like any other medicine it depends on how we use it.’

  ‘Coz’ I can’t stop death, I’ll welcome her.’

   'Nudity has its own absurdity and audacity.’