Sage of Wandering Mind

‘The oldest, best and cheapest oral contraceptive is ‘No!’ However, like any other medicine it depends on how we use it.’

  ‘Coz’ I can’t stop death, I’ll welcome her.’

   'Nudity has its own absurdity and audacity.’

  ‘Neckties for the man she lusted, socks to the man she cared, and her bills to the man she met when she was broke.’

‘Mr. Forbidden intrigues and entices me the most.’

'They say beauty is only skin-deep. I roasted it, only to realise that you were a vegetarian.'

‘The priest may be on your side, but God is on my side. You have the sword, but I have slain the dragon.’