Sage of Wandering Mind

 ‘When you want something, all the Universe conspires in helping you achieve it. Yeah, but first you have to bribe the Universe.’

‘If men are pigs and women are bitches, then it means we need more veterinary doctors?’

'If she blows him a few times, she loves him. If she blows him 500 times, she loves to blow.'

‘H ard times always reveals true love, harder times always reveals true friendship, and hardest times always reveals the stuff you are made of.'  

‘A broken glass bangle is not mere piece of glass; it has the ability to cut the veins of the wrist and give you a painful slow death. Are you still you thinking only a boulder can hurt you?’

‘The oldest, best and cheapest oral contraceptive is ‘No!’ However, like any other medicine it depends on how we use it.’

  ‘Coz’ I can’t stop death, I’ll welcome her.’