Sage of Wandering Mind

'It does not matter whether you believe in the Theory of Evolution or in the Theory of Creation. What matters to me most is how you live your life on this earth, like an Ape or a God.' 

“I chose you over Don Juan, I chose you over Mr. Darcy, I chose you over Dorian Gray, I chose you over Jay Gatsby, I chose you over Rhett Butler, and I chose you over James Bond. Now, please don’t break my heart, but if you do I am sure I will forgive you for you are mortal, and all these characters were but fictional.”

“My Research years have made me  realise  one thing, the expression on my face when my presentation goes wrong and the expression on my face when my period goes wrong is same to same.”

'Don’t write your Last Will under a candle, if the winds does not like how you lived in this world then it might just wave its power and make the candle fall and burn your Will into ashes.'

18 th Century: Casanova’s rule for seduction was to tell a beautiful woman she was intelligent and an intelligent woman she was beautiful. 21 st Century:  A beautiful woman is labelled ‘dumb’, and ‘intimidating’ is the other term for intelligent woman.             Is this the reason why there could not be another Casanova?

“Some call it foolishness, but there is fun in loving someone who can never be yours.”

"Friends who are jealous of your success is just like an ill fitted bra. It gives you a real shoulder ache."  

How about donating 1 Dollar to Breast Cancer Awareness and Research Fund for every single breast which has been eyed per second? If you stare then you should care.

"It is foolish to run with a pen on your mouth when your throat has been slit by the sword of your pride."

"Heard that there is nothing called 'right' or 'wrong', it is just the way it makes you feel. Every time I do something wrong I feel like a lap dancer giving her best shot to a d ead body . I feel trapped in  ' what am I doing' situation. But, when I am doing the right thing then I can feel it. For it is like   being in the toilet when we are having loose-motion. It is 'meant to be here' situation."     

  Older Version:   Love is like measles, earlier the better. Ayangti Longkumer's Edited Version:   Love can happen at any age, but better when young.  For when young, it is like 'love and other treasures', but when old, it is like 'love and other measures'. 

"I heard that there is a key for every door, I am happy for the people who looks for the door, I am happier for the people who looks for the key, but happiest for the people who has the strength to kick it open."

I asked the silence within me, "What it means to be a lover?" The reply came as, "A lover is someone who does not take permission to enter your life, does not take permission to bring colours in your life and does not take permission to make you happy or make you cry...but with almost sincerity takes your permission if ever he/she wants to leave this world." 

The story was all about I, Me, Myself; one last yawn and the story could have been a mega flop. But, luckily there was a twist brought about by You, We and Ourselves...a big round of applause followed.

I have my own insecurities, feels faded when I think about the things I lack. But, every time this bad feeling comes to eat me, I recite again and again that no two fingerprints are alike...I am whole in myself.

"She had a feeling that in months to come someone was going to have a heartbreak, that too a major one. If so then that person should be ready with all the coins to get a high quality tissue paper. She wondered who that person will be? If not careful then she might be the one. Yes, she might be the one..."

"The greatest disadvantage of designer shoes is that, we can never throw it at someone we hate."  

If I see boxer-shorts then I cannot help but compare the three types of women I have constructed in my mind.   Type one: washes her man's dirty boxer day after day,   type two:  makes her man run after her in his boxer in the cold-bitter winter,  type three: wears his best boxer and if she really likes it then she keeps it for herself.

Friedrich Nietzsche once said that, woman was God's second mistake. I wondered for long if God ever makes mistake, if Nietzsche was right in any sense then I have to say that 'erection' was God's first mistake.

"My mom told me to be by my man's side always, no matter what. I heeded her advice, but one day, this painful realization placed me in what to do kind of situation. I noticed that he likes wearing my expensive lingerie, at home and in office."