Sage of Wandering Mind

‘How would you like to live your life?  A bed of roses, like a game of Russian roulette, or like a merry go round? After few minutes, the man who asked this question was shot dead inside an amusement park and was buried in a rose garden.’

‘No revolution in this world has begun without waking up.’

'In this century, lucky are those who either finds true love or the goose that lays the golden eggs. Those who are not lucky to be a part of such fairy tales and adventures are happy to live with imagination and justification.'

 ‘When you want something, all the Universe conspires in helping you achieve it. Yeah, but first you have to bribe the Universe.’

‘If men are pigs and women are bitches, then it means we need more veterinary doctors?’

'If she blows him a few times, she loves him. If she blows him 500 times, she loves to blow.'