‘She was in love with books, he was a living library, but WWW came in between and destroyed their happy union. By the way, WWW stands for waiting and wagging for wealth.’
'If your partner has cheated on you then the first thing you ought to do is: get tested for STD...Tissue papers, whiskey and counseling will follow later.'
'A Spanish man called his Indian girlfriend 'Puta' convincing her that it means beautiful. The Indian woman in turn called her Spanish man 'Kutta' convincing him that it means faithful and handsome. People who understood both the languages were silent knowing ignorance sometimes make relationships work.'