Sage of Wandering Mind

  ‘Neckties for the man she lusted, socks to the man she cared, and her bills to the man she met when she was broke.’

‘Mr. Forbidden intrigues and entices me the most.’

'They say beauty is only skin-deep. I roasted it, only to realise that you were a vegetarian.'

‘The priest may be on your side, but God is on my side. You have the sword, but I have slain the dragon.’

‘Dr. Jekyll was Mr. Hyde too. Our goodness depends on which of the two characters we show the most.’

‘His mom told him to kill his enemies with goodness, so he bought a gun and christened it as goodness’

‘After watching a sci-fi movie the kid shouted, I want a time machine. Then he fell down from the bed, broke his nose and a tooth. Of course, now he needs a time machine.'  

‘In life I longed for happiness, but when instead I found misery, I wrote the best of poems.’

‘Deepest of attraction does not always lead to rapt attention; sometimes it results in strongest of distraction.'

‘For a heartless man like you, ten Juliet will be of no help, Delilah is the right woman and she will not be judged.’

‘To the Romeos out there, you are not truly, madly, deeply in love until your nose bleeds.’

‘When we undergo heartbreak we say, ‘Why? Why? Why?’ And not ‘What? What? What?’ because by that time ‘What?’ is already overused and dead. Don’t be sad, the newly love-birds will renew What's strength and give her life like we did, remember- What is your name? What is your phone number? What do you like about me? What do you expect from this relationship? Etc. Hence the service will continue.’

'I missed my flight, while crying for the missed flight, the ship left the shore, while crying for the ship, the train left me behind, while crying for the train, the taxi took some other passenger, while crying for the taxi, a cycle hit my legs and while crying for my legs, my bag was stolen.'

‘Some play hard to get, some are hard to get, some are hard to forget.

‘ In life I longed to share the happiest song, but when tragedy met my way I had the saddest of story to tell.’

‘I shooed the night way, only to realise that the day had its own long darkness.’

‘You are good with #hashtag does not mean you have earned a Master Degree in Management.'

‘Loneliness never cheats.’

‘Failed relationship is nothing but experimental art. For some it may be too abstract to be comprehended, to others a masterpiece worth envying.’

‘Mister, I am not a loser or a damsel in distress. I am an underwater bomb defuser, a national hero.  But, you won’t love me because you are the one who made the bomb.’

'We long for love until it finds us, but when it finds us, we run from it until we are exhausted and longs for it all over again.'

'You maybe unlocking Bonita, but I am the right key of an innate sonata.'