Sage of Wandering Mind

‘Is it possible to propound an ethical code which states, all of us are responsible for all of us? ’

‘She was in love with books, he was a living library, but WWW came in between and destroyed their happy union. By the way, WWW stands for waiting and wagging for wealth.’

'If your partner has cheated on you then the first thing you ought to do is: get tested for STD...Tissue papers, whiskey and counseling will follow later.'

'A Spanish man called his Indian girlfriend 'Puta' convincing her that it means beautiful. The Indian woman in turn called her Spanish man 'Kutta' convincing him that it means faithful and handsome. People who understood both the languages were silent knowing ignorance sometimes make relationships work.'

‘Jealousy is the worst book I have held close to my heart.’

‘Your smile is like a social service. And it knows how to lobby.'

'When we were kids, we coloured sun in yellow, fields in green, roads in brown, water in blue and it was beautiful. Now that we are grown up are we forgetting to love yours, mine and their colours?'

‘To every man the universe has given a history, to every woman the ability to bear that history.’

‘Which deadly combination are you looking for? I once knew a lover who loved compliments but never gave one, who was master of sarcasm but never understood one.’

'When red lipstick is in vogue, you know what it means? It means white handkerchief is also in vogue.'

‘Now I know the difference between hymn, serenade and lullaby, but why do all of them make me snore?’

‘Art can be auctioned, not the loyalty of your dog.’

‘Time and Choice were the two ladies smiling at you when your man proposed you, but, sadly, you looked at the diamond ring and gave all the credit to Destiny the Dog.

'He spent half his lifetime in tying the perfect knot for his shoes, the other half in hiding his receding hairlines. She spent half her lifetime in making the perfect braid, the other half in finding the perfect shoes.'

' When the waters of the sea, when the sky on the space, when the time inconsiderate will be like me, then I know you will get a clue of what I mean. But, obvious, if that was so then, I can see the environmentalist and the physicist taking care of me.’

‘I love your acne and those big pimples. I love your body odour, your bad breath and the stinky smell of your feet. I love your hair falls and the dandruffs along with it. I love your yellow teeth and your crack heels. I love you despite your faults and poorest of hygiene, because in all these I see money. Love, Body and Healthcare Shop around the corner.’  

‘ The ladies who have been into serial failed relationship will understand it better. In the beginning, he smells like spices, wine, cigar and chocolate but in the last chaotic days, he stinks like socks, medicine, vinegar, newspaper and mahogany. But we renew our strength to run from him with dignity without using the nose mask.’

‘If your life is like a meaningless poem, then put some music, it will turn into a song.’

‘The shivers in your breath do not always mean that winter is near. It might mean a jolt of emotion has just hit you, it might be fear or excitement, in worse case,sorry, in a better case, it might be love that you are experiencing.’

‘ It is impressive to be submissive in saying you don’t know when you know you don’t know.’  

‘Know the person from whom you are taking favour, out there are some people who will give you feather when you ask for but in return will take away your skin and if they are not satisfied with the skin then they will suck all your blood to use it like an ink for the world to read that you were indeed indebted to them.’

" It is an irony that rejection letters wish us the best for our future endeavours. The acceptance letters are nothing congratulatory in nature, they are but simple instructions."

"Every love has its time, but some love dies before its time and some love lives on with the grace period granted by love itself."

  "Crocodile, who taught you to cry? You cry so much, you make a sea for your boat to sail, and here I am drowning in your salty tears."    

"The moon is beautiful like it always was, unlike the mood of the lovers and poets which is in constant flux."

"Are emotions contagious? If they are then when was the last time you felt someone’s happiness?"

"You and ‘x’ are like beach and sun, serene and memorable, pleasing to onlookers.  You and ‘y’ are like hunting and fishing, interesting yet illegal in most of the countries. But, you and I are like chemistry and physics; together we can make a nuclear bomb and explode on the ones that have a problem with the combination."

“When you have to choose between two persons, and you just don’t know whom to choose, then, choose the one whom your best friend is surly not going to choose. Yes, works good if your best friend has a history of stealing other’s partners, but apply conditions if (s)he does not have a particular type.”

" My love for you is like a surrealist art, neither you nor the people around you can define it...so shall we have popcorn? when is the donkey going for piano class? Lucy milks from the petrol pump."

“When everything will cease to exist in you, then, you will know it for yourself that you are but a product of Romance.”

“Look, look at the way the sun shines on the face of a new bride or the way moon throws its beam on the face of a soldier who just got a war call, what can you see? That they are so connected with the trait of Nature called uncertainty.”

“Who has the best memory in the world? Our neighbours.   Yet, we give praises to the elephant, an animal which does not even know how to settle scores.”

“Have you ever considered what ending your love story will have for love stories always end in three different ways, the fairy tale ending, the tragic ending, the alternate ending.”

“The relationship between idea and market is remarkable. But then there are three types of masterpieces we have to deal with, the one who shares the idea, the one who steals the idea and finally the one who buries the idea.” 

  “All plants are not medicinal, all plants are not poisonous, my mind is an open field and for years I have opted for mix plantation.”

“Flapping of wings is not called clapping. Dew Drops on the leaves are not called tears from the graveyard. The lines on the palm are not called Formula1 tracks. So, don’t you ever call failure as your constant companion.”

“If you love someone say it so. Don’t let others do it for you. For in this game, others work is just to guess that you are in love.”

“It is a paradox that when we are happy the world looks like a priceless castle where we are the heir and the heiress. But, when the bombshell called hurt hunts us down, we think about all the shitty-crappy- excrement happenings in our lives, and call ourselves the world’s unluckiest 'individual'. But, let us remember that a castle do needs a lavatory.”

“You are not the best of friends until and unless you have shared each other’s handkerchief. I am talking about sweat and tears.”

Talking about balls? I want my man to have it in both sense of the term: anatomically and metaphorically.