'He spent half his lifetime in tying the perfect knot for his shoes, the other half in hiding his receding hairlines. She spent half her lifetime in making the perfect braid, the other half in finding the perfect shoes.'
‘How would you like to live your life? A bed of roses, like a game of Russian roulette, or like a merry go round? After few minutes, the man who asked this question was shot dead inside an amusement park and was buried in a rose garden.’
‘She was in love with books, he was a living library, but WWW came in between and destroyed their happy union. By the way, WWW stands for waiting and wagging for wealth.’
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